💀 PESOBESO SKELETON ODTE WINDBREAKER 💀

Trade. Bleed. Reload. Repeat.

This is not a jacket. This is your declaration of war. Engineered by PesoBeso Capital for the option maniacs who stare expiration in the face — and grin.

⚡ KEY FEATURES:

• 🔹 100% Psycho-Resilient Polyester (Tougher than your worst red day)
• 🔹 Water-Resistant – Laugh at thunderstorms
• 🔹 Scuba Collar + Hood – Vanish into the chaos
• 🔹 Self-Packable – Deploy or disappear at will
• 🔹 Elasticated Cuffs – Seal the madness inside

🔥 EXCLUSIVE SKELETON DESIGN:

The PesoBeso Skeleton stares down the abyss, laptop open, fingers ready to crush or die with the markets. For the chosen degenerates only.

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

▪ Machine wash cold
▪ Gentle cycle — like your patience on zero day
▪ Tumble dry low
▪ Never bleach, iron, or dry clean — this is sacred gear

🔥 LIMITED CHAOS UNITS AVAILABLE

Once they're gone, they're gone. Like a rogue candle through your last $SPX lotto.